Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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And we all know what that means, right!? RIVER FROLICKING AROUND WITHOUT A SHIRT! And just in time for hump day. HA!
No wonder Paris is all over her hunk of burning Spanish love at any given time. If U had a male model that looked like that by your side 24/7, wouldn't U?
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]