Because they're clearly a superior species!
The so-in-LUUUURVE twosome continued the World War Z promo tour at the flick's Paris premiere on Monday, looking simple and chic in all-black ensems.
Brad was a tad wrinkled but still debonair in jeans, v-neck tee, and linen blazer, with his hair smoothed back into a seksi pony.
If we could just bask in their presence for a little bit, we'd be the happiest person in the world!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]