Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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In this EXCLUSIVE vid (above), Sammy is benevolent enough to reveal his AH-Mazing face contouring secrets to help you achieve Her Madgesty's coveted fierceness!
Or close to it anyway!
If only we could all have him on retainer. Ha!