He brings up some really great points!
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Just as all the models were slipping out of their Stella McCartney Resort 2014 outfits, a dozen trumpets (slight exaggeration) heralded the arrival of Her Madgesty!
The living legend looked debonair in a black trench, collared shirt, and black leather gloves, swooping in to chat with the designer and even taking the time to pose with Steven Tyler.
We just hope her presence was appropriately appreciated and that those guys taking pics of her with their camera phones pass on this epic tale to their grandchildren.
It's a tale that can never be topped!
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