THIS is how a 50 Shades of Grey cover should look!
They look so hot together! Eeeeeek! Hello, Jamie's biceps!
[Image via Glamour Magazine.]
You know that depressing sound that plays on The Price Is Right when someone loses? Yeah, that's what's going through our head right now.
But, instead, we got a fully-clothed R-Patz sitting by himself in front of a gray backdrop.
Don't get us wrong, he's still a little British hottie, but after the tease we saw yesterday, it seemed like we were promised skin and sex. Right???
Well, let's just hope this is a very clever trick to disguise the true campaign that will make us even more appreciative of a handsome Robert.
And, let's face it, if they're not gonna give us shirtless Rob, then at least hand him over in a suit and tie!
[Image via Dior Homme.]