Beauty is pain!
The reality star posted a Snap of her legs after the event, and they looked like an annoyed cat had gone on the attack.
It's nature's BB cream!
Okay, perhaps, she was joking…suuuure…but who are we to judge a woman's most coveted beauty regime?
And, Heather DOES look fantastic at 51 years old, so if she isn't slathering sperm all over face, then she's definitely conjuring up some sort of concoction that may or may not include alien plasma, leprechaun tears, and the blood of a baby unicorn.
A lady never reveals her secrets!
Check out the HIGHlarious spluge bit (above)! It'll make you squirt tears of joy!