Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
We could start this post with a height difference joke, but that would be so predictable.
We can just picture them getting dressed together in their suite at the Four Seasons Milan (let's just assume that's where they're staying) and then consulting each other.
Whether or not they also consulted a stylist, they just couldn't have looked more perfect!
Hayden's embellished double-bow Armani top and silver and gold tassel slingbacks were TO-DIE-FOR, and Wladimir looked impossibly debonair in his black tee and navy blazer.
Bravo, you two!
[Image via Abaca USA.]