Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
Holy thighs! Thanks, pilates!
Because, really, what could be better than thigh-high Louboutin boots, high-waisted briefs, and a mesh crop top???
Of course, that varsity jacket went flying about halfway through the performance, and we wouldn't expect anything less from our Mileybird!
She's growing up and nobody can stop her!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]