Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
We don't know how we could've missed these! Oh, wait, we were distracted by those drop-crotch pants and Miley's pilates abs!
The furkenstocks retail for around $910 and keep your feet as snug as a bug in a rug!
Don't even think of comparing them to the synthetic fibers of your faux fur bunny slippers — that's real mink Miley's stepping on!
It must be like having a plush fur carpet unfurling under your feet wherever you go.
[Image via Splash News.]