And we thought that side-boobalicious cover was great!
It's got cleavage, it's got side-boob, it's got boob squished against a fancy upholstered chair! Yay!
The very first pic features Rita in a two-toned Tom Ford fur coat and heels, pushing her tittay up seductively — you can even glimpse a touch of nip!
And if you can somehow exert the willpower necessary to tear your gaze away from all the booty, thigh, and titty action, you will notice the popstar wearing some Jenny Packham, Vivienne Westwood, Dolce & Gabbana, and Roberto Cavalli.
But first, let's have a round of applause for everyone involved with this magical spread!
[Image via British GQ]