It's our fave couple! LOLz!
Ew, just kidding. Even joking about that feels wrong!
It's actually kind of creepy.
*runs around screaming*
[Image via Vanity Fair France.]
Most people schlep through the airport in baggy sweats and dirty sneakers, but Dita Von Teese glides across terminals in high heels and a cape.
That's class, baby!
The burlesque beauty looked wickedly lovely in a belted black dress, dramatic cape, and t-strap pumps as she strutted through LAX on Thursday en route to Buenos Aires.
It's enough to make anyone regret every instance of looking sloppy at the airport.
But, really, who could ever pull off a cape like Dita? We wouldn't even wanna try!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]