Stop with the rumors, people!
Why would Kim Kardashian West wear butt pads when she just gets her own fat injected into her booty?
Probably. Allegedly. Look, we don't know anything.
Kim set the record straight on her own app:
ZOMGAH, it's the first official September issue of 2013!
Which is both awesome and scary, because even though it's only July, it feels like summer is already over and it makes us SAD! But we digress.
And though her left eye is way smaller than her right one, at least they didn't vacuum away all her natural wrinkles and make her look like a wax figure!
Hurray for a few lucky wrinkles winning the fight against the brush tool!
[Image via Allure]