What kind of advertisement is this???
There's also, like, two seconds of Kim riding a bike.
Watch until the end for a random montage that comes out of nowhere!
Nothing makes sense!
With the implied promise of giving you silky smooth skin like Miranda's, the products will undoubtedly be gobbled up in no time!
We don't know the specific usage instructions, but we recommend slathering the lotion all over your body then bandaging yourself up with saran wrap.
That should do the trick!
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