Why are we not surprised?
Ke$ha has officially launched her Kesha Rose by Charles Albert jewelry collection and while there aren't any diamonds there ARE some family jewels!
Yep, that's right! Her line is full of little gold penises that you can hang around your neck off off your ear lobes.
Animals will also be delighted to know Ke$ha's offering human molar rings, skull necklaces and shark tooth bracelets.
So how much will a penis pendant or toothy trinket set you back? Prices range from $9 for a simple chain to $600 for a heavy-duty necklace, while rings, bracelets, earrings, and pendants all fall somewhere between the $100 and $300 range.
Check out some of the pieces (below) and let us know what U think!
[Image via Kesha Rose By Charles Albert.]
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