Tobias Fünke isn’t the only Never Nude out there! LOLz!!
And even though she posed for the famously risqué Pirelli calendar, Alessandra never was fully nakey during the shoot.
"I never really did a nude shoot. I'm not comfortable doing them, so I always had a G-string, or I cover my boobs [with an arm or hand] so it looks like I'm nude."
You hear that? That's the sound of thousands of men's fantasies being shattered! LOLz!
If it's any consolation, Ale HAS posed fully nude in the past, but we're pretty certain that she wasn't thrilled about stripping down.
Hey, it's a tough job, but somebodies gotta do it!