Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
The penis-obsessed Animal recently dropped her pants about the phallic jewels, putting it ever so eloquently:
"I mean, come on. I love boys and I love penises. It’s natural that I’d want to adorn my body with them. And in anything I do, I think it’s important to have some humor."
See guys, it's only natural that she would prance around with a pair of peckers hanging from her ears or have a woody hanging around her neck!
Oh, Ke$ha. Keep doing you…and penises! Ha!