THIS is how a 50 Shades of Grey cover should look!
They look so hot together! Eeeeeek! Hello, Jamie's biceps!
[Image via Glamour Magazine.]
Oooh, gurl, everyone knows you shouldn't get on Anna Wintour's bad side!
But we can't imagine what made Anna flip flop so quickly! Was it Miley's tongue? Her foam finger lovin'? Her grinding on Robin Thicke? Her tongue???
"Anna found the whole thing distasteful. She decided, based on Miley’s performance, to take the cover in a different direction."
We're guessing that direction doesn't involve a tongue on the cover.
But we're sure Mileybird probably doesn't care too much. In fact, she probably doesn't know because she's too busy forgetting to put pants on!
[Image via Andres Otero/Dan Jackman/WENN.]