Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
Oooh, gurl, everyone knows you shouldn't get on Anna Wintour's bad side!
But we can't imagine what made Anna flip flop so quickly! Was it Miley's tongue? Her foam finger lovin'? Her grinding on Robin Thicke? Her tongue???
"Anna found the whole thing distasteful. She decided, based on Miley’s performance, to take the cover in a different direction."
We're guessing that direction doesn't involve a tongue on the cover.
But we're sure Mileybird probably doesn't care too much. In fact, she probably doesn't know because she's too busy forgetting to put pants on!
[Image via Andres Otero/Dan Jackman/WENN.]