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Rihanna Licks Like Miley & Attacks Bodyguard With Her Cock Clutch!

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Cock clutch! Cock clutch! Cock clutch!

Vivienne Westwood saw fit to gift Rihanna a penis-emblazoned clutch recently, so naturally the pop star wanted to make the most of it.

And, boy, did she ever!

While she may have looked bored during Miley Cyrus's now-legendary VMAs performance, it seems RiRi was more inspired than she let on.

Clad in a flag-print tunic and drop crotch pants by Kokon to Zai, RiRi licked like Miley and used her cock clutch as a faux dong as she ran after her oblivious security guy!

She wrote on Instagram:

"My security getting dicked down in public by my #cockclutch"

LOLz!

When the bodyguard caught on to the shenanigans he just laughed right along with his boss, probably ’cause he didn't wanna get fired!

What a hard day at work for that guy.

[Image via WENN.]

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18 comments to “Rihanna Licks Like Miley & Attacks Bodyguard With Her Cock Clutch!”



  1. 1

    This reminds me of the lunch room in middle school when two kids would have a gross out contest by sticking out their tongues with a mouthful of chewed food. Miley and Rihanna are just as gross, and just as juvenile.



  2. 2

    Gurls, will one of you grab my cock clutch for me.
    RiRi's wild! That's too funny. Too much fun one could have with something like that.
    I want one to store my dildo in. Joking!!

  3. cassandra says – reply to this


    3

    Once a lady, always a lady.

  4. beach says – reply to this


    4

    Could she possibly be any more hard up for attention? Seriously. What is it about this CRAP that losers like to see?

  5. Wrenn says – reply to this


    5

    You can take a girl out of the ghetto, but you will never take the ghetto out of the girl.

  6. Dee Dee Heller says – reply to this


    6

    What a wonderful role model for our young black girls
    Do you think the Obama girls have put in an order for Cock Clutch bags ?



  7. 7

    What a class act.



  8. 8

    this is just gratuitous shit…stupid with absolutely no redeeming quality.

  9. WillowWynde says – reply to this


    9

    A mullet with a cock clutch . . . how fitting.

  10. jack says – reply to this


    10

    She's tries much too hard to be a rebel She's a total beauty with an amazing voice. This rebellion childlike behavior just diminishes the gifts and class that she has truly been given. She's so lucky to have these gifts. Hopefully one day she'll sit alone, reflect and recognize where her worth really lies.

  11. jackwad says – reply to this


    11

    I'm SORRY, cause I know peeps are gunna pic on me, BUT………she's F$%KIN AWESOME!!!!!!!! In in my humble opinion, she's as fierce, wild, trippy, alien, HOT, talented and AS amazeballs as MICHAEL FRICKIN JACKSON!!! Okay nail me now!!



  12. 12

    PURE NASTY BARBADOS GHETTO TRASH.



  13. 13

    What kind of woman (famous or not) acts like this?

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


    14

    Re: Big Butt – One who sees all the attention Miley is getting and wants some too? I know. They're in a race to the bottom of the bowl.

  15. mimi says – reply to this


    15

    Re: jackwad – you're absolutely right! Rihanna is just having fun and enjoying her life and people don't seem to understand b/c their own lives are so effing miserable. i love riri for being different and having a sense of humor! she's the best!!!



  16. 16

    i love her but GAWD that hair is hideous!!!

  17. ohmy says – reply to this


    17

    SKANK!



  18. 18

    she's just being ridiculous now