Cock clutch! Cock clutch! Cock clutch!
Vivienne Westwood saw fit to gift Rihanna a penis-emblazoned clutch recently, so naturally the pop star wanted to make the most of it.
And, boy, did she ever!
While she may have looked bored during Miley Cyrus's now-legendary VMAs performance, it seems RiRi was more inspired than she let on.
Clad in a flag-print tunic and drop crotch pants by Kokon to Zai, RiRi licked like Miley and used her cock clutch as a faux dong as she ran after her oblivious security guy!
She wrote on Instagram:
"My security getting dicked down in public by my #cockclutch"
When the bodyguard caught on to the shenanigans he just laughed right along with his boss, probably ’cause he didn't wanna get fired!
What a hard day at work for that guy.
[Image via WENN.]
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