Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
Maybe not totally speechless, but what can we even say about this??
Chrissy Teigen and her gal pal Brooklyn Decker were hanging out recently, and it looks like the night ended with a "vagina raspberry"-ing.
If you have no idea what that means, neither did we until we watched the subsequent Instagram tutorial Chrissy posted on it!
Watch and learn (above)!