Stop with the rumors, people!
Why would Kim Kardashian West wear butt pads when she just gets her own fat injected into her booty?
Probably. Allegedly. Look, we don't know anything.
Kim set the record straight on her own app:
Usually it’s advisable to stop wearing your wedding ring after proclaiming the end of your marriage, but Miranda Kerr just couldn't wait to get rid of the darn thing!
Almost 24 hours before announcing her amicable split from Orlando Bloom, the gorgeous model was flying solo WITHOUT her engagement or wedding band at the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund dinner in Beverly Hills on Wednesday night.
However, Miranda did sport a different diamond ring on her soon-to-be naked finger, as well as a plethora of other bling on her phalanges.
Mrs. Bloom Miz Kerr!
No one caught wind of the switcheroo until a couple days later, so it seems like her strategy worked!
Check out Miranda's real wedding bling and other pics from the event (below)!
[Image via Getty Images.]