Lady GaGa is an open book.
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Not only did he
swindle win the presidential election in the biggest political upset in history, but he did it by acting like a reality star rather than anything close to a politician.
Between treating every debate like a Comedy Central roast, tweeting inaccurate information on the reg, undergoing the biggest political sex scandal in the past decade, and STILL clinching the presidency… it's no doubt the bombastic businessman won 2016.
However, we're afraid his presidential portrait on TIME magazine very poorly reflects his campaign tactics and behavior — so with the utmost respect, we made our own versions of the cover that we believe are much more accurate depictions of the President-elect!
Ch-ch-check out all five of our alternative TIME magazine covers (below)!!!
Thanks for nothing, Katie Holmes!
As we've previously reported, the show's cast has expressed mixed opinions on reviving the beloved series numerous times — But it's crazy how it's taken us FOURTEEN YEARS to finally get a concrete "yes" or "no!"
While Ms. Holmes previously agreed to a reunion in 2014… she expressed a change of heart to the podcast's inquisitive host Jennifer Hutt, explaining:
For her part, Emma looked like a freshly plucked daffodil in a bright yellow dress with flutter sleeves and light pink floral detailing along the bodice.
She's like a warm ray of sunshine!
Lea, on the other hand, was also floral fresh in a beautiful J Mendel dress fully adorned with calla lilies.
Obsessed! Can you even pick a fave from these two???
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As you may know, Maxwell Drew is the star of her momma Jessica Simpson's Instagram account — and on Tuesday the adorable pictures kept rolling in with this photo of the four-year-old horseback riding!
The 36-year-old proudly shared the pic of her mini-me with the caption:
Just in case you don't, the 212 rapper alleged the A-lister assaulted her in a scary confrontation in October, although witnesses say Crowe threw her out of the room after she threatened to cut guests with broken glass.
It turns out, the D.A. has decided to drop the singer's case on Wednesday, and Russell will not be charged for bear hugging her in order to get her out of the suite.
According to TMZ, the Los Angeles District Attorney's office says his actions were "justified to prevent the imminent violence threatened by Banks" and the 52-year-old's attempt to spit at her was "incidental to preventing more serious threatened violence."
Eyewitnesses also backed up the star's account of her being verbally aggressive.
Azealia has yet to respond to the news, but we can't imagine she'll be happy about it.
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Damn, we need a cold glass of water… STAT!
Let's just say Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele more than make up for lost time… we're talking tons of SEX, people! From steamy shower hookup sessions to dropping panties at the dinner table, this movie will definitely get you prepared for Valentine's Day!
Oh, but wait — there's more!!
The clip also hints at Steele's stalker Ana making a creepy return, plus romantic complications thanks to nefarious characters from Mr. Grey's past.
Ch-ch-check out the titillating new Fifty Shades Darker trailer (below)!!!