And they were both able to stand their own!
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If Dita Von Teese ever shows up in public looking bad, you can be sure it's the first sign of the apocalypse!
The ageless wonder sashayed through LAX on Tuesday, looking immaculate in a red wrap Rachel Pally maxi dress that clung to her glorious curves and left mere mortals gaping in awe.
It may look too over-the-top for the airport, but that fabric seems so very soft and comfy — it was probably like wearing silk pajamas or something!
Dita packed all her essentials in a monogrammed Goyard satchel and had her important documents on hand in a Louis Vuitton billfold.
Gosh, her style is just EVERYTHING! She's a queen of queens, y'all!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]