Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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As Bart Simpson would say, "¡Ay, caramba!"
Kim Kardashian's boobs have been inspiring cartoonish responses from us lately, but can you blame us??? Those things are not subtle. Nor should they be!
The world just wouldn't be the same if Kimmy didn't give us something to talk about all the time!
Yeezy himself trailed his baby mama with a look of pure astonishment on his face. Perhaps he can't believe his own luck!
Anyway, Kim looked awesome in a sheer top and shiny leather pencil skirt, and even sort of covered up with a warm wool coat. Plus, those sheer stockings and peep-toe booties? HOT!
This is quite possibly the seXXXiest sophisticated look we've ever seen!
P.S. CLICK HERE to see Kimye hump on a motorcycle in the Bound 2 video!
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