Holy hair, batman!
Srsly! He looked smooth as a suede Barry White doll in his totally tailored tuxedo! Was it a Tom Ford tux? A Rob Ford tux?? Whatever! Either way, we love it!
The Dallas Buyers Club dude looked dapper with his ponytail pulled back in a bun and his tightly cropped beard, but we kind of wish he would've let it drop loose! Ugh!!! We just want to run our hands through it!
We ADORE men with long hair! It gives us something to hold on to, LOLz!!
And he's wearing flannel underneath the tux? Ugh! How much more deliciously manly could that guy get!?
Wait, isn't Claire Danes at the Golden Globes tonight, too?
Wouldn't it be AMAZEBALLZ if Jordan Catalano and Angela Chase reunited for all the My So-Called Life fans out there?
We would DIE!
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