Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
We know hump day can be hard to get through, butttt we also know that throwing a topless celeb in the mix can improve things infinitely!
And when that topless celeb happens to be Rihanna? That makes things, like, to-infinity-and-beyond times better!!!
So lucky for all of us, the one and only RiRi was participating in a topless photo shoot for Vogue magazine in Angra dos Reis, Brazil recently.
The photos that resulted are totally BOOBIE TRAPPED! Actually they’re just BOOBIE! And we can spew all this nonsense because you’re cray if you're still reading and haven’t already scrolled down to view the SEXXX rated photos …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Oh, and did we mention that her naughty bits are also kinda showing through her bootie shorts? Because it is!!
Hooray!!!! See the close-ups (below)!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]