Sorry, John Legend, but the spotlight is 100% on your hot wife!
Especially with her nude photo shoot!
[Image via Bruce Weber/DuJour Magazine.]
And people have been trying to steal her thunder ever since!!
Just kidding, she’s probably not the one who started the whole “human Barbie doll” thing; we’ve all heard of people who want to become Barbies, right??
Like Blondie Bennett, who’s not only had plastic surgery to LOOK like the doll — she’s also embarked on a hypnotherapy mission to become totally brainless like one! Wouldn’t that end in death??
She doesn’t eat!! Or so she claims. Wouldn’t that end in death though??
Anyway, she’s allegedly a follower of "Breatharianism" (the words "breath" and "air" sort of squished together), a practice which basically teaches that humans can be like plants and live off nothing but light and air. But while plants are allowed to add water to that equation, a Breatharian apparently doesn’t need it.
Sounds like a recipe for…absolutely nothing! Because it is!
And we’re pretty sure humans can’t live on nothing.
Human Barbies, on the other hand….ha!
[Image via Facebook.]