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Fake Nudes, Real Lawsuits! How Kate Upton Is Handling Her Photoshopped Tittays!

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Kate Upton wants to sue a website that's photoshopped fake nude photos of her!

Somehow, we can’t see this ending well!

Kate Upton's Sports Illustrated photos were recently given a photoshop makeover by Celeb Jihad, a joke website.

They posed a “nude” photo of her that was completely faked, and gave the following made-up explanation:

"Many people do not know this, but the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models all pose completely naked, and it is only later that the tech wizards at SI airbrush on the body paint bikinis.

As proof take a look at this Kate Upton nude outtake from the 2014 SI swimsuit issue. As you can see she is butt naked in this original photo, and later they add the bikini and remove all the excess fat.

It is much simpler this way and safer from a legal standpoint. If someone had to actually go through the trouble of physically painting Kate Upton’s enormous and sinful nude body they would no doubt go on disability claiming carpal tunnel and post-traumatic stress, and probably file suit for being subjected to a hostile work environment."

While they may have just been having fun for the sake of their site, Kate was apparently NOT pleased.

Maybe she didn’t like the size of the nipples they gave her? LOLz!

Anyway, once Miz Upton found out about the phoney photos, her legal team allegedly sent Celeb Jihad a letter threatening to sue the site if they didn’t take the photos down ASAP.

We don’t know if Celeb Jihad ever got the letter or not, but at the very least they heard one may have been sent and responded with this:

"This holy Islamic extremist celebrity gossip website is under attack from buxom plus-size model Kate Upton (TMZ). Kate Upton dared to threaten legal action against this site for posting a topless outtake photo from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue photo shoot.

Of course it is absolutely absurd for Kate Upton to sue us over that topless picture (or the one above for that matter) for 2 reasons:

1) As pious Muslims we must only obey Shariah law, and thus can only be taken to trial in a Shariah court.

2) Kate Upton is a woman, and thus livestock. She has no legal rights under Shariah law. A perfect analogy would be a cow trying to sue a dairy farmer for pinching her teats.

As you can see the idea of Kate Upton suing us over these topless pictures is laughable. In fact we are so unconcerned by her legal threats that we are posting even more outtakes of Kate naked and getting pounded below."

Obviously offensive, and obviously a joke.

But if Kate’s people really DID send that letter, we can’t imagine they’ll be too pleased with Celeb Jihad’s retaliation tactic…

You can see the original posts with the raunchy photos HERE and HERE.

P.S. UPDATE: We've now learned that it was actually Sports Illustrated's legal team who sent the cease and desist letter, not Kate Upton's.

[Image via WENN.]

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3 comments to “Fake Nudes, Real Lawsuits! How Kate Upton Is Handling Her Photoshopped Tittays!”

  1. ÑeñeAntigüedadNickW says – reply to this


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    Why did she get offended? Even men think she's overweighted, surely she knows she's all greasy. If I was her I'd sue the paparazzi who took those pics of her without make-up and with a ton of disgusting zits.



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    "While they may have just been having fun for the sake of their site, Kate was apparently NOT pleased."
    "Obviously offensive, and obviously a joke."
    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

    It is NOT OKAY! THIS IS BULLYING! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
    No matter how many ever-so-diplomatic posts about how he and his site writers have "changed" their bullying ways, it's ever evident that it's a complete lie.

    Kate Upton is only 21, and I'm not saying that as a model she isn't opening up to criticism from assholes who believe they have any right to comment on her body of her own volition…but it is NOT OKAY to make something so hurtful seem like a joke.
    No, she's not over-reacting, no, I'm not over reacting…

  3. naughtytrini says – reply to this


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    jealousy is a bitch no matter what religion you are, ever wonder why muslim women cover their whole head? me thinks they too ugly