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Belly Alert! Kim Kardashian Is A Knight In Shining Chainmail At The Miami Dash Opening!

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Kim Kardashian is the shiniest princess warrior at the Dash grand opening in Miami!

Princess warrior!!

Kim Kardashian looked totally battle-ready at the grand opening of the new Dash store in Miami on Wednesday — that is, if she were about to enter into a fashion battle!

Because as protective as her chainmail-esque crop top and pencil skirt may (or may not) have been, we’re not sure those metallic Jimmy Choo pumps would hold up in a Medieval sword fight…or whatever.

The might be good for stepping on conquests though? And the see-through aspect of her garb would definitely be useful for distracting opponents!!

Srsly, who would bother with mortal combat when faced with Kimmy’s bra and panties??? Tactical speculations aside, there’s no doubt Kanye’s future wifey looked HAWT!

And she was even rocking her post-baby belly and that nude lipstick England’s become so fond of due to her.

Chainmail-chic!!

[Image via WENN.]

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29 comments to “Belly Alert! Kim Kardashian Is A Knight In Shining Chainmail At The Miami Dash Opening!”

  1. free says – reply to this


    1

    Is it made of can-pulls?



  2. 2

    Not flattering at all. Too long of a skirt for her. I think I would pay this woman to retire the crop-top look. She looks like she might pass out she's holding her breath so hard.

  3. okifihaveto says – reply to this


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    Re: cocobongo – I completely agree! Not flattering on her at all. I feel like this is the only style she has really been going with lately and it's just not working.



  4. 4

    Who told her this was flattering? Looks like all her fat is gonna spill over when she exhales



  5. 5

    She looks like a frozen fat pig. She has no expression and looks like she's holding her breath.



  6. 6

    As usual she looks very uncomfortable. Re: cocobongo – I agree - that crop top look is so unflattering on her. Hasn't anyone pointed that out to her?

  7. liquid kitty says – reply to this


    7

    Are those spanks or granny panties peeping out? If your wearing either one perhaps the style is not meant for you.

  8. nrs says – reply to this


    8

    She looks ridiculous, and not in a good way! In desperate need of a stylist.

  9. Lady Helen Highwater says – reply to this


    9

    Just a preview of their classic looking line of skank clothing
    From the look of that outfit, I'M thinking Madam Moma went shopping at Diamonds in Miami , picked up some really cheap fabric, came home and had one of her Mexican housecleaners whip up this outfit on the old Singer

    What I do like about this photo, you know her feet are really, really hurting
    and the old whore is in pain

  10. Bloated Disco Ball says – reply to this


    10

    Kim looks so constipated. Like she ate a huge burrito a few days ago and hasn't been able to empty it.

  11. gem says – reply to this


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    HAHA at the fact she is trying to pull a flawless "beyonce" look… But HER FACE!! Gaaaaaaah how horrible.

  12. brenda says – reply to this


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    come on people she has spanks girddle on she can barley breath maybe they put those fat injections in her gut opps



  13. 13

    Nice grannie panties showing through the disco skirt, C'mon Perez, go back to reporting on celebrities, not sure how this pee queen keeps getting on your site

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


    14

    Not crazy about the muffinny spillover. You have to be FIRM to get away with the crop top thing. Running firm.



  15. 15

    Not smiling does not make you a serious person, no matter what she's been told.

  16. Brooksie1 says – reply to this


    16

    She looks awful! And what's with the not smiling any more crap? Kanye told you not to smile Kimmie? She's definitely trying toooooo hard lately.



  17. 17

    She needs to go up a size or two. The skirt is cutting into her flesh.



  18. 18

    oink oink oink oink oink oink oink suuueeee pig here piggy here piggy piggy

  19. Mamee says – reply to this


    19

    Wrinkles on her legs, wrinkles on her tummy. I got 3kids, all natural births. My stomach look a lot better than that.

  20. Mamee says – reply to this


    20

    Wrinkles on her legs, wrinkles on her tummy. I got 3kids, all natural births. My stomach look a lot better than that.

  21. Mamee says – reply to this


    21

    Don't you ever compare the Duchess of England to a 2bit whore. Kate M is worthy and well respected. Kim K is just disrespected. And only the low self esteem like her.



  22. 22

    a tramp with a horse face…interesting!!

  23. edrama llc says – reply to this


    23

    She is on her way to Mordor.

  24. Sasha says – reply to this


    24

    it's not 'chainmail' it's called mail!!! And she couldn't wield a sword and shield to save her life!!



  25. 25

    Is she still cutting every dress she owns in half?

  26. Die Kraptrashians says – reply to this


    26

    Obese cum-dumpster.

  27. LC says – reply to this


    27

    She's always squeezing herself in these tight and uncomfortable jeans, skirts, tops…



  28. 28

    Does Kim ever smile? Maybe all the plastic surgery prevents her from smiling? Is she concentrating so hard with all the sucking in that she can't smile? At least Kourtney and Khloe look happy. Kim keeps telling everyone how happy she is, but she never looks happy. She's been watching the angry runway models too much. She wants Kendall's job so badly. Kim is a horrible role model for her daughter. She needs to lighten the hell up.

  29. Jamie says – reply to this


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    She looks stupid.