Cindy Crawford, that you?!
Seriously, the cut is impeccable on the runway walker!
Happy nerd prom, Kenny Cakes!
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Why wear a top when you can just use your extra-long weave to cover your boobies?
That's basically what Rihanna did when she grabbed a bite to eat at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica on Saturday night.
Although, upon closer inspection, there did appear to be a thin black piece of thread across her bust and Isis tattoo, kind of like a bikini top.
But would RiRi really wear a bikini top to go out to dinner? Well, duh.
She also wore Dior rings, a Jennifer Fisher bracelet, and a solid gold Campise gun necklace!
Pretty crazy, but that's our RiRi!
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