Remember those Aqua Barbie Girl lyrics that say, “Life in plastic, it's fantastic!”
Well, that’s actually not always true.
Case in point: Human Barbie and Human Ken met last year, and didn’t like each other. AT ALL. Justin Jedlica (Ken) equated Valeria Lukyanova (Barbie) to a "drag queen", while Valeria retorted by saying he's had too much surgery and "overdid his lips". Unsurprisingly, that same feud continues today!
As we mentioned earlier, GQ had quite the interview with Valeria on what being a human doll is like. Well, they also interviewed Justin about how much he dislikes Human Barbie (amongst other things).
The man who’s undergone 140 cosmetic procedures to attain his Ken-like appearance said of Valeria:
“We met at a photo shoot. She's a cute girl…I don't really get her. I don't get why people think she's so interesting. She has extensions. She wears stage makeup. She's an illusionist.”
As opposed to Justin, whose looks are fully formed by plastic surgery and therefore not an illusion, apparently.
So what’s his favorite personal (fake) body part to date?
“My baby is my shoulders, because nobody has anything like them. I divided these so there's six pieces—front, middle, and back. Just like the actual anatomy. I'm working with a silicone-fabrication company to do an artistic muscle-augmentation-implant line. So all the implants I'm paying custom for myself right now, like my shoulders, my quads, my abs, the lats…they'll hopefully be available to plastic surgeons.”
And regardless of what Human Barbie thinks of him, the now plastic surgery consultant is extremely pleased with the results of his various procedures.
When asked if he was happy, Justin responded:
"I always wanted to be on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, and you know… I'm kind of famous and I'm kind of rich."
More like the Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous!
We could DEFINITELY see Mr. Jedlica fitting in to that sort of show, ha!
[Image via Facebook.]
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