Come For Kim Kardashian's Boobs On Rolling Stone & Stay For Her Thoughts On Caitlyn Jenner, Rob Kardashian, Paris Hilton, And More!
Get her a TIME cover and she'll have conquered every major magazine!
Kim Kardashian continues to be unstoppable, despite not doing a whole lot, and if that's not the best version of the American Dream, then we don't know what is.
We don't know why she's dressed as a sailor in a Guess top, but it's HOT! And we love that she opens up about a ton of topics!
Kim insists it's obvious why brother Rob Kardashian hasn't been seen much:
"It's not that mysterious, what's happening with Rob. He has gained weight. He feels uncomfortable being on the show, and that's OK. Do I think he smokes weed, drinks beer, hangs out and plays video games with his friends all day long? Yes."
Hmm, we sense some animosity there.
Also -- apparently Paris Hilton didn't give Kim any advice after Kim's sex tape leaked:
[Image via Rolling Stone.]