Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
When was the last time she looked bad? Has she EVER looked bad???
We sure as heck can't recall!
The Puerto Rican popstar poses on the cover in a colorful Peter Pilotto dress, but the spread offers a much more sultry and exotic aesthetic, with J.Lo doing her best sexy mannerisms in a dark beach setting.
We'll never tire of her!
[Image via InStyle]