Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
Jessica Alba in a one-piece instead of a bikini???
Wow, the editors over at British GQ don't seem to know their audience very well. On the other hand, maybe they wanted to do something different for a change.
We're not saying the actress doesn't still look gorgeous in the blue maillot, but her bikini body is one of her most famous assets, and you'd think a lad's mag, of all things, would want to call as much attention to it as possible.
Maybe GQ is starting a one-piece revolution, because the second shot of Jessica in the spread also features her in a strapless one-piece. Inneresting!
"Wear clothes that are too tight. Bathing suits that are too tight and small T-shirts, and I'm not a fan of studs or tattoo prints on T-shirts or trousers. I like a skinny jean, but I just think tight board shorts are weird."
You heard it here first, guys! So if you want Jessica to like you, don't wear board shorts or speedos!
[Image via British GQ]
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