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Tyra Banks Has Some BIZARRE Predictions For The Future! #8 Is Crazy, But You'll Totally Hope It Happens!

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Just call her the Nostradamus of beauty buzz!!

Tyra Banks wants women and men to realize in the future, when plastic surgery will be more available and cheaper, the "pretty" standard is going to shift.

Meaning, different or odd looks will be desirable, in a world where we can basically create offspring out of cookie cutter shapes!

We know, it sounds like the beginning of a sci-fi book, but this America's Next Top Model mogul could be right about many of the predictions she's raising in her new piece for the Wall Street Journal!

Ty-Ty's got ten AH-Mazing thoughts for the future of beauty and the world as we know it — and her toochin' brilliance shines bright!

Ch-ch-check out her idea on everything from weaves to global warming…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

1. Plastic surgery will be as easy and quick as going to the drugstore for Tylenol. Emphasis will be on how unique and interesting one can look, as opposed to a cookie-cutter look. People will be vying for that cutting-edge, distinct look in the way that today celebs reach for baby names that defy convention.

2. There will be no hair extensions. If one wants longer locks, a hair-growing serum is applied to the scalp, and the length and thickness of the hair will increase in 24 hours. The popular hair texture of choice will be curly.

3. Global warming will threaten our crops so natural food will be scarce. Hourglass, curvy bodies will be the aspirational beauty standard, representing that those women have access to bounties of fulfilling yet healthy food, which means they are affluent.

4. The features of one's baby will be as selectable as menu items at a fast-food drive-through window. Blue and green eyes will become so common that dark brown will become the rare and newly desired eye color.

5. Skin color and features will mesh into a similar shade for the majority of people. Typical features and coloring will lean toward a Rihanna or Beyoncé or me kind of look. People with alabaster or ebony skin will be rare and heralded for that uniqueness.

6. Because beauty will be so readily accessible and skin color and features will be similar, prejudices based on physical features will be nearly eradicated. Prejudice will be socioeconomically based.

7. Advertising for the beauty industry will have shifted. Since beauty will be easily attainable, models will be as relevant as a horse and buggy. Robot/avatar models with features that look totally different from the golden-skinned everyday people will represent and sell products world-wide.

8. Everyone will have at least one personal robot/assistant/companion. If a person allows that robot/assistant to suggest products paid for by sponsors, that person's robot will be free of charge. In fact, that person will actually be paid to use the robot by a pool of advertisers. The robot will have super artificial intelligence and will be able to sense if its owner is having a low-self-esteem day and will then strategically give boosts of confidence to its owner. "Wow, Eloisa! Your eyes look especially lovely today."

9. For those who choose not to go for plastic surgery, beauty ingestibles (active waters, etc.) will give instant, yet temporary results: contoured cheekbones, rosy cheeks, arched eyebrows. However, one must use them repeatedly to maintain results.

10. Women's empowerment will be an irrelevant concept because the balance of power between the sexes will have shifted dramatically. Women, in control of when they can have children (up to age 120!), and having more degrees and education than men, will be in charge. Men will be responsible for 70% of cosmetics sales and plastic-surgery procedures world-wide. Why? Men will be vying for women's attention, obsessed with being attractive to females and snagging well-off ladies who can take care of them.

[Image via Tyra Banks/Instagram.]

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4 comments to “Tyra Banks Has Some BIZARRE Predictions For The Future! #8 Is Crazy, But You'll Totally Hope It Happens!”

  1. bedstuy bully says – reply to this


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    And that's true TEA



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  3. bonnie says – reply to this


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    how is this crazy? lol what

  4. JBButtMuncher says – reply to this


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    Tyra Banks is an idiot and I hope she disappears off the planet after her "new", "improved" TV shi* of a show flops (yet again). I hope she is forever haunted by the memory of how much of a mongrel she acted like when she interviewed Chris "DBags" Brown.