Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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Before you get any ideas, she's taken, people!!
The Sports Illustrated cover girl who was once deemed "too fat" to be a Forever 21 model showed off her enviable waistline and gorgeous gams in a pitch black ensem. But that's not what had everyone talking!
The main attraction was the 28-year-old's totally sheer shirt, because everyone could see 100% of the seXXXy bra she was wearing beneath. So nice of you to share, Mr. Legend!!
Her hair and makeup were also perfection — we can't decide which looked more stroke-able, Chrissy's glimmering golden tresses or her glowing baby-soft skin!
Then again, if you were ever stroking distance from either feature, you'd probably just stroke both, right?? LOLz!
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