This. Is. EVERYTHING.
Sharknado and Sharknado 2: The Second One have obviously been a huge boost to Tara Reid's TV movie career, but that's not all!!
The movie franchise also seems to have inspired the actress to get in on the fragrance business, because the day after Sharknado 2 was aired Tara launched her very first fragrance — aptly dubbed Shark.
BUYING IT!!! LOLz!
But if the name of the scent and the woman behind it aren't enough to convince you to spend $24.95 on this particular stench, perhaps the product's description will win you over:
"Shark by Tara is a light and refreshing perfume perfect for day-to-day wear. It also incorporates a plethora of "lavender" colored flowers, which is Tara’s favorite color, making them a true fit for Shark by Tara. Shark by Tara perfume is a complex scent with three different levels of notes that embrace our fresh, light, and fun feel. Our top-level note is clad with iced mint, violet and lemon, while our middle note is complete with jasmine, tuberose and muguet. The last dry node is cool blue rose, amber and musk."
Note that "lavender" was left in quotations, because "lavender" should pretty much always be used with quotes around it. ALWAYS.
We're also grateful they didn't include notes of salt water, blood, and fish, as what one might expect from a fragrance called Shark.
Finally, this is supposedly what Tara Reid smells like all the time, and you should obviously want to smell like her. According to the official Shark by Tara Twitter account:
So our question is this:
Would you wear Shark by Tara???
- WTF? No!! (71%)
- Yes!! YOLO! (29%)
Total Votes: 385
If you answered yes, you can buy it right NOW right HERE!!
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