Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
[Image via WENN.]
Oh, hi, Julia, you're looking FRESH!
She looks so incredibly young and vibrant!
Give us all your beauty products, girl! Better yet, give us that fountain of youth elixir you keep in a flask and tell everyone is whiskey.
But it's not really whiskey, it's magic water from the fountain of youth!
And while the rest of us age, you take discreet sips from the flask and throw your head back and laugh at everyone else's misfortune!
Dammit, Julia! It's not fair!
Oh, btw, Jules is wearing a Louis Vuitton dress, and according to the blurb above her name, she's this month's guest editor!
[Image via InStyle]