Well, the dress has been found ... to be a fake!
The thief who took the gown says he took the dress from Lupita's room at The London after finding the door ajar.
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Allergic to the sun?
Taking up beekeeping as a hobby?
Working on a casual Zumba certification?
The 56-year-old was snapped demurely in two different zero exposure monochromatic looks, as she romped on the beach in her travels.
Not only were her arm and legs sans sun, but she also donned a floppy hat to stray away from those evil rays!
Whether it's a dress or baggy pants, this is not proper attire for a tropical vaycay!
What's up with this, Madge!?