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Dude Wearing "Drunk As Sh*t" T-Shirt Predictably Drives Drunk & Then Commits Other Crimes Too Awful To Even Print On Tees!

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We guess the "Douchetastic" shirts didn't come in size awful.

Twenty-one-year-old Ross McMakin of Oregon is inadvertently making a pretty compelling case for raising the drinking age to, well, older than him.

The barely legal boozer was arrested in Corvallis, Oregon last week after allegedly drunk driving his car onto the sidewalk, ramming into a parked car, and then, a bit later, choking his girlfriend.

Gross, right? Even grosser is that he allegedly committed those crimes while wearing the most bro-tastic t-shirt in the history of ever — it has "Drunk As Sh*t" printed on it (above.)

Ew. Just ew. Advertising your (alleged) crime on your tee is ick-worthy enough, but attacking your significant other, too??

Queen Elizabeth Gave Pope Francis A Shiz Ton Of Liquor & His Holiness Returned The Favor With THIS Present For Her Grandson Prince George!!

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Getting gifts is so… intoxicating!

Pope Francis and Queen Elizabeth II had a meet and greet in Vatican City on Thursday where the two powerful old timers exchanged some pretty sweet gifts!

The Queen, who was twenty minutes late, presented Pope Francis with a hamper filled with goodies including some super expensive whiskey, but Pope Francis had something for her, too!

Or rather he had something for her grandson Prince George!

Although we're not sure his parents Kate Middleton and Prince William would approve of

Zac Efron Doesn't Want To Hear From His Concerned Friends! Could Be On A Slippery Slope!

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Ruh roh! This could be another bad sign!

Zac Efron and his beautiful face have been acting pretty sneaky lately, which worries us because he just got out of a rehab program!

Last week, the 26-year-old got into a fight in Skid Row during the middle of the night, and now he’s cutting people out of his life.

Reportedly, anyone who thinks Zefron still has an issue can just get out of his life forever!

They can't even bring up the subject!

Hmm… This just sounds so bad. We truly hope that Zac is still in a strong, sober place.

Paul Walker’s Mom Will Give Up The Custody Battle For Paul's Daughter Meadow Under THIS Condition!

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Talk about working together!

Last week, Paul Walker’s mom, Cheryl Walker, was ready to do legal battle to become her 15-year-old granddaughter Meadow’s legal guardian.

But Meadow’s mom, Rebecca Soteros, wants her daughter with her!

So, after confronting each other last week, Cheryl said she’ll drop the guardianship bid IF, and only if

Lindsay Lohan Lied Her Little Tail Off To Oprah About Her Penchant For PartAAYing? Shocking, Sobering Deets HERE!

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Look, people lie for all sorts of reasons! It's troubling, but it happens more frequently than we'd care to admit!

There are white lies like, "nah, your butt totally doesn't look lumpy in that Speedo," and then there are the darker, more frightening works of fiction!

Lindsay Lohan lying to Oprah Winfrey about breaking bad with more booze? Yeah, that falls into the second category.

In the most recent episode of Lindsay, LiLo tells the Queen of Television that she was DONE with her pAARtying ways!

Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be the case!

According to reports, Lindz was caught

ICK! Portland Restaurant Offers A Disgusting Drink Topped Off With WHAT?!

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A Portland restaurant is serving a drink topped with foie gras!

Considering the University of Oregon's mascot is a duck, we'd think the state would be pretty opposed to the use of foie gras!

But we thought wrong! SOOOOO wrong!!

In fact, a Portland restaurant loves the controversial ingredient so much, they decided to make a drink based on it! Meet the "Foie the Hell of It," a cocktail containing

No One Is Buying His Story! Zac Efron's Friends Are Convinced He's Back To His Old Addictions! What Are They Calling BS On?

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To recap, Zac Efron was in a fight two nights ago.

He claimed he was stranded in a bad part of El Lay because his car ran out of gas. That's when he and his "bodyguard" were attacked by some transients.

But remember, this is what Zac and his "bodyguard" are claiming.

And no one is buying it!

It seems that after the dangerous fight where Zac ended up punched in the face, his close friends are convinced he's relapsed and is using drugs again.

In regard to him driving through that area