Anderson Cooper News Archive
Nooo! Where will find out HIGHlarious stories about his mom now!?
Having less Anderson Cooper on the TV should be a crime, but it’s not and CNN is getting away with canceling another of his shows!
The silver fox’s AC360 Later, which airs at 10 PM, has gotten the ax, like his talk show did last year!
There’s some good news though. You can redirect all of your AC watching to the regular AC360.
So, get those ratings up, people! We need more Coop!
What the SHIZ is this?!?
But it seems now that he has a little Mini Anderson, he's using it for the most evil of all evils: creating puns.
He posted the pic (above) to his Instagram along with the caption:
Mini Cooper in a Mini Mini Cooper. @MINIUSA
LOLz! We like the pun, but we fo' serious cannot get over the creepiness of the doll!
How did he get it?! Was it gifted to him? Did he order it?!
WE MUST KNOW!!
Regardless, when you look at the picture, your first thought is ____________________?
[Image via Instagram.]
Chris Martin must really love his lady…
Well, it's actually a picture of a heart-shaped balloon by allusively famous mystery graffiti artist, Banksy!
The duo, who are rarely seen together in public, were spotted on Saturday night at Sean Penn‘s Help Haiti Home gala—which raised approximately $6 million benefitting J/P Haitian Relief Organization.
The reported painting called
Charlize Theron Convinced Sean Penn To Give Up His Guns! See Who Paid $1.4 Million For The Collection HERE!
No, not these guns! We're talking about actual firearms!
Sean put his collection of over 60 weapons up for auction at his 3rd Annual Help Haiti Home Gala on Saturday night, and the inspiration was his rumored new love interest!
The Mystic River star didn't mention her by name, but he did say "a strong woman who happens to be from South Africa" convinced him to give up the gun! He said:
Our favorite silver fox and comedienne are back together at last!!
It might get a little nippy in the Big Apple, but we think Kathy can bare the coldness of the East Coast!
Besides, if anyone can pull off co-hosting a New Year's Eve special topless, it's this red head! LOLz!
The CNN newsman tweeted nervously about Kathy's potential getup:
Also, in case you missed it, his mom is Gloria Vanderbilt.
Anderson Cooper was reviewing some of the best stories of the year with his coworkers, when he dropped this HIGHlarious fact about his mother.
She wrote a romance memoir which was full of graphic bedroom deets… and he had to proofread it!
Ch-ch-check out the comedy (below)!
Don't act like you're not impressed, CNN!
In a HIGHlarious Funny or Die video, CNN anchors Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, and Chris Cuomo sang Ron Burgundy's praises before dissing him hard!
Wolf had this to say about the journalistic giant played by Will Ferrell:
"Today he has the most awards of any anchor. Some of them, honestly, I think belong to me because they're literally mine. He just took them off my shelf right in front of me and acted like I didn't see it."
Meanwhile Anderson talked about how Ron had personal nicknames for the other anchors:
"He calls me Stoopy Andrews. It's not funny, it doesn't even sound like my name."
Uh oh, looks like there might be another News Team Fight! Be careful, Wolf, Anderson, and Chris…Brick Tamland is pretty lethal with a trident!
Ch-ch-check out the AHmazing sketch…AFTER THE JUMP!!!