Too bad D.C. didn't live to see this…
Bravo is basically just an entire network devoted to the Real Housewives franchise at this point — and it looks like Andy Cohen & Co. aren't even trying to hide that fact any longer.
That's because just three months after debuting their first-ever award show The Bravos, the channel unveiled the nominees for their inaugural Real Housewives Awards on Tuesday!
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Naturally, the categories for the election-inspired event are just as crazy as the series' castmembers — including Speaker of the Housewives, Secretary of the Interior Design, and, of course, Plastic Surgeon General — and we'd expect nothing less.
'Wives from every active city are represented — meaning O.C., New York, Atlanta, New Jersey, Beverly Hills, Potomac, and Dallas — but unfortunately, even the less-deserving ladies earned one nomination by default.
But hey, at least fellow Bravolebrities Jeff Lewis and Milania Giudice somehow managed to lock in some nods in a sea of Housewives!
Ch-ch-check out all the ridiculous Real Housewives Awards categories and nominees (below)!!!