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Mexico's Weird, Gross Fish Monster Might Be Extinct!!

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Super weird gross fish lizard thing might be extinct!!

Meet the Axolotl.

It’s like a water-breathing, thin skinned salamander that wears a crazy headdress.

Oh and it’s permanently smiling. Super cute, unique, gross and weird all at the same time.

This crazy lizard fish thing calls Lake Xochimilco near Mexico City its home.

In 1998, the Mexican Academy of Sciences found 6,000 axolotls per square kilometer. In 2008, they only found 100.

Now? They haven’t found a single one. They looked for three months.

They’re about to do another three-month survey to try and find if any of these guys are alive in the wild.

We really hope they find some because they’re named after the Xolotl, the Aztec god of death and fire and that’s just so super awesome.

Check out some axolotls doing their thang, aquarium style.

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Ashton Kutcher Practices Being A Daddy On A Malibu Fishing Trip!

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Ashton Kutcher fishes with a young boy in Malibu

From the looks of it, he’s ready for a baby!

Ashton Kutcher was spotted in Malibu on Sunday living the good life, and taking it easy!

Joined by a young friend, the 35-year-old actor fished the day away, and even caught two little fishies!

After they were done angling, the duo had a cute picnic lunch, but not before they took pics of the boy with his haul!

It’s already pretty clear that Ashton is going to be the ‘fun dad’! Ha!

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

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SEVENTY People Injured In Argentina Piranha Attack!

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Holy shizz, this is awful and in NO WAY like those cheesy sci-fi movies like (above)!

A school of carnivorous fish has injured 70 people bathing in Argentina — and they're lucky that more of the thousands of bathers that showed up that day weren't attacked because of those 70, seven were

Red Lobster Sinking To Its Buttery Doom? Depressingly Delicious Deets HERE!

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red lobster might sell or shutdown restaurant

How's this for irony? Red Lobster, much like the delicious crustaceans it cooks for its customers on a daily basis, is in BOILING hot water!

The world's greatest largest seafood chain might be closing it's doors for good!

Ugh! We wish this were a fish tale, but it's true!

Darden, the parent company that owns Red Lobster, is in the middle of a fiscal meltdown that will apparently require it to either close down all 705 of its iconic restaurants or at least sell/spin them off!

Noo!! This is an unimaginable blow to our hearts bellies!

Even Emma Stone likes lobster (above)!

Darden also owns

Gillian Anderson Gets NAKED And Wears An Eel For Charity!

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Gillian Anderson got super naked and posed with an eel for Fishlove!

Gillian Anderson is no stranger to scary, slimy creatures… we can all thank her X-Files training for that.

So when she wanted to do something for charity that involved her taking off her clothes and draping a scary eel over her shoulders, she was able to handle her bidniz.

Gillian got all sorts of topless, only barely covering her boobs with the gross eel, her hair looking blonde and amazeballs.

The 45-year-old actress is certainly in some pretty damn impressive shape!

So, why did she take off her clothes and get all eel covered??

She was posing for

Fisherman Catches A Prehistoric Looking Sea Creature Off The Florida Coast

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What’s up with all of these cray cray animals?!

Another odd looking sea creature was caught off the Florida coast on Saturday, and it was wild!

The fisherman who caught it, Mark “The Shark” Quartiano, said it looked “like some kind of dinosaur.” He said the Dactylobatus clarkii was the scientific name for the animal.

However, it turned out to be much less mysterious when the Florida Museum of Natural History's George H. Burgess said it was just a roughtail stingray named Dasyatis centroura. He explained:

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Justin Bieber Celebrates Brazilian Hooker Scandal By Chowing Down On Raw Fish With Mom!!

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Just days after a Brazilian woman who may or may not have been a prostitute videotaped him sleeping soundly in a bed, Justin Bieber found himself hungry for something else entirely!!!

The Boyfriend singer, who is now in Argentina, apparently took his mom Pattie Mallette, and their entourage out to eat at Sushi Club in Buenos Aires last night!

Awww!!! So cute!! We're sure she was thrilled to spend QT with her baby boy!!

We wondered if they ordered any eda-mommy! Ha! We slay us!

The restaurant's assistant manager in fact dished on all of the glorious seaweed-wrapped deets about Justin's meal, revealing: