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Jamie Dornan Put WHAT On His Penis As A Teenager??

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He wasn't always Christian Grey!

On Friday, Jamie Dornan appeared on the Graham Norton Show — along with Helen Mirren and Liam Neeson — where he told an interesting story about his youth.

While the 50 Shades Of Grey star is known as an international sex symbol, he was a "late developer" growing up who didn't have a lot of body hair. In fact, when he was 15, he "looked about 7."

Related: 50 Shades Fans NEED To See This Figure Skating Routine!

After performing in a school production of Anton Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard, Dornan attended an after-party and decided to make himself look manlier… down there! Using a "black, very acrylic, highly flammable wig" from the play, he recalls:

"I might meet a girl and maybe she drops a hand, so I had the idea to maybe cut off some extra hair… So I went into the dressing room, I went into like the toilet, and cut off this like very curly jet-black hair."

Once the Irish actor applied the fake hair to his crotch area, he was ready to party! Sadly, the now-35-year-old wasn't able to seal the deal with a girl he was kissing.

"Went to the party, I think I kissed a girl [and was] sort of really urging her to sort of, you know, without forcing her, urging her to sort of go down… for one night only, ’cause that seemed quite an impressive place to put your hand… Anyway, that didn't happen and actually, thank God it didn't ’cause I got home—it was a car crash down there."

To make matters worse, the removal process was "physically and emotionally" damaging, and cleared out the three "naturally developed pubes" he had!

WATCH the funny clip (below):

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Melania Trump Wants To Be Where The People Are In James Corden's Hilarious Little Mermaid Parody!

| Filed under: TV NewsDisneyDonald TrumpHIGHlariousFunnyLate Night TVJames CordenMelania Trump

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As time goes by, the more people theorize Melania Trump is actually being held captive by an orange-faced ogre like some sad princess in a fairy tale.

On Thursday, James Corden finally capitalized on this situation in a way he's been dying to do for over a year: by dressing up like FLOTUS and singing a Disney princess song.

And while the First Lady's situation is more of a Beauty and the Beast variety, the Late Late Show host proved she's actually more like The Little Mermaid!

Video: Late Night Hosts Upset They Didn't Win Trump's Fake News Awards!

In the parody, Ariel Melania sings from her White House bedroom about wanting to be where the people are — specifically, people who aren't Donald Trump's secret service.

We feel for you, Mel! Ch-ch-check out the funny spoof (below)!

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Kim Kardashian Is Adjusting To That Mother Of Three Life — By Sharing More Sexy & Nude Pics!

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Kim Kardashian West has one odd bedtime routine.

On Thursday evening, the KUWTK star took to Instagram to share a particularly sexy throwback snap of herself lounging "casually" on a Rolls Royce. As she had just spent the afternoon dishing out clapbacks (sorry, Lamar Odom), the mother-of-three was clearly feeling herself and wanted to keep the good vibes going.

Related: Khloé Isn't Bothered That Kimye's Third Child Stole Her Thunder!

Alongside the snap (above), Keeks wrote:

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