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Amy Schumer HIGHlariously Responds To Getting Name-Dropped In The New Gilmore Girls Trailer!

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Would these two be besties or what???

We were so excited when the first trailer for the Gilmore Girls revival made it's way onto the net, but we weren't the only ones!

In the cute clip, Lauren Graham's character — the iconic Lorelei Gilmore — asked her TV daughter Rory whether or not Amy Schumer would like her.

Related: Alexis & Matt Czuchry Reunite On The Set Of Gilmore Girls!

In the HIGHlarious scene, Alexis Bledel's character countered her momma's signature fast-talking argument to point out that she and the Trainwreck star would NOT get along, because of Lorelei's aversion to any sort of physical activity!

In the teaser, Alexis exclaims that Miz Schumer is constantly snapping shots while playing water sports, and sports of any kind are a big no-no in Lorelei's book.

However, the comedienne would beg to differ!

The funny lady took to Twitter to explain that she would TOTALLY get along with Miz Gilmore, posting:

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How Ashton Kutcher Feels About Mila Kunis Comparing His Penis To A Guinness Beer

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If you were Ashton Kutcher how would you feel!?

In a recent interview with E! News, Mila Kunis revealed how Ashton felt to have his wife discuss the characteristics of his penis with James Corden on TELEVISION.

Related: Mila Shows Off Her Baby Bump

For those who have NO idea what we're talking about, Kunis stopped by Corden's show Monday night and was asked if Kutcher's peen better resembles a beer can or a carrot. You know, just your typical interview questions!

While the beauty was a bit hesitant to choose between the two, she ultimately went with the beer can option. Luckily for A.K., she ultimately upgraded it to a larger Guinness beer!

But wait! How did the actor react to his lady love's fairly awkward remarks?

According to the 32-year-old, her husband

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Mariah Carey Out Divas Herself AGAIN — Reportedly Demands Restaurant To Play Entrance Music Upon Her Arrival!

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Hmm, it appears Donald Trump isn't the only one to demand entrance music!

According to spies at Page Six, Mariah Carey has upped her divadom to the next level by allegedly requesting entrance music at fancy restaurants. It's just the latest claim to substantiate the long running Mariah is a MAJOR diva narrative!

Related: Celebs Biggest Diva Demands!

Per onlookers at the Ristorante Aurora in Italy, Carey blew diners away this past Sunday when she and fiancé James Packer entered the eatery to the tune of one of her hits.

One patron confirmed the CRAZY scenario, revealing:

"She literally had an entrance song."

Well, we can't say we're too surprised!! This is the same woman who threw a costume party in HER honor!

To make matters even more unbelievable, a source suspects the singer's "entourage" brought a "playlist" of her songs to be played throughout the evening. At one point the crowd lost it when M.C.'s hit Fantasy came on, a tidbit which probably thoroughly pleased the momma!

Despite Mariah's eye-rolling antics, insiders confided the hit maker was nothing but pleasant to fans:

"She was in a great mood and was nice to everyone, even posing for some pictures with some kids."

How sweet. It's clear the beauty is just as kind as she is full of herself!

So, what do YOU think of this diva demand?

[Image via Instagram.]

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Watch Henry Cavill HIGHlariously Prank Will Smith At Comic-Con!

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Will's reaction is EVERYTHING!

Henry Cavill is quite the prankster!

While at Comic-Con in San Diego over the weekend, the Batman v. Superman star decided to go incognito during the convention, so he could check out the event and pose with fans entirely unnoticed.

Related: Henry Dumps His Teenage Girlfriend!

The gorgeous guy donned a Guy Fawkes mask and began walking around… and since almost everyone at Comic-Con was wearing insane costumes, no one even gave Henry's full-faced mask a second thought!

Not even Will Smith!

The 33-year-old went to pose for a photo with his fellow DC superhero, who totally believed he was just another fan! And when the British hunk finally revealed himself, Will's reaction was PRICELESS!

Ch-ch-check it out (below)!

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Got A Case Of The Mondays?! Here's A Little LOL-Worthy Motivation!

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We just CAN'T with Mondays!

It's no secret that Mondays are the worst day of the week — it's just a fact! It means no more bottomless mimosas, Netflix binges, and sweatpants.

To sum it up, Mondays SUCK. Even more than the Sunday scaries!

Related: Heidi Klum Gets Through Monday With Some Sexy Side Boob!

But wait! We have an antidote for your Monday blues…

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