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Kendall Jenner Won't Let Caitlyn Jenner Drive Her 1956 Corvette! Watch This Jay Leno's Garage Preview To Find Out Why!

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This must be killing Caitlyn Jenner!

In a new clip for Jay Leno's Garage, the reality-star-slash-car-enthusiast told Jay Leno that Kendall Jenner will NOT let the proud parent drive her cool car!

Related: Caitlyn Feels Blessed After Dream Kardashian's Arrival!

In the upcoming installment, Jay meets up with the famous family members to compare Kenny's restored 1956 Chevy Corvette to the brand-new Corvette Grand Sport.

While the model admitted the new whip "sounds sick," the Caitlyn confessed her daughter is in love with its older counterpart.

In fact, the 67-year-old exclaimed Kendall won't even let her behind the wheel, saying:

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Jessica Simpson Still Isn't Over Her 'Chicken Of The Sea' Moment & Neither Are We TBH

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Remember that time Jessica Simpson thought her tuna was chicken?

She certainly does!

In case 2003 is too distant of a memory for you, the 36-year-old once starred in the reality show Newlyweds alongside her then-husband Nick Lachey… and let's just say the songstress had her fair share of brain farts.

Related: Joe Simpson Calls Prostate Cancer Battle A 'Dream Killer'

To refresh your memory:

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Lupita Nyong'o Gets Raunchy! Watch Her Perform The Most NSFW Standup Comedy In HIGHlarious Billy On The Street Clip!

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12 Seconds a Comic!

Lupita Nyong'o won an Oscar for her gut-wrenching performance in 12 Years a Slave — but now, she's delivering some gut-busting laughs in Billy on the Street!

Taking a break from her dramatic work, the Queen of Katwe star hit the sidewalks of New York with Billy Eichner to prepare for her first comedy special, Lupita Nyong'o: Bring the Pain!

Video: Billy, Anna Kendrick, & James Corden Sing Epic 5-Minute Musical!

But since the 33-year-old's talents don't extend to writing stand-up material, she decided to borrow some jokes from Louis C.K., Bob Saget, Daniel Tosh, and more raunchy comedy veterans!

Needless to say, Lupita's test audience was a bit caught off guard hearing the poised actress talk about sh*tting and goat-f*cking!

Though her comedy special may only be real in Billy's head, we'd totally watch just to hear her talk more about Asian ass porn! Ha!

Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) to see Nyong'o get dirty!

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8 Things To Do While Waiting In Line On Black Friday!

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There's no denying the incredibly long lines on Black Friday SUCK.

Not only do you have to risk your life to actually get into the stores, but you also have to wait hours just to make it to the registers. First world problems, right?!

Related: 10 Horrifying Black Friday Shopping Disasters!

Luckily for all you diehard shoppers out there, we've compiled a list of eight things you can do while waiting in a line on Black Friday. From breaking out in song with your line crew to taking part in some low-key exercise, we've got you covered!

Check out our fun ideas (below)!

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All The 2016 Celebrity Shade We're Thankful For!

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In the spirit of Thanksgiving, we wanted to take a moment to give thanks for all the glorious shade 2016 has blessed us with so far this year. *Praise hands*

From basically everything involving Kim Kardashian West, Taylor Swift, Blac Chyna, etc. etc. etc. — we've gathered the shadiest moments that have given us endless entertainment and countless laughs.

You already know we LIVE for the drama! Honestly, truly.

So grab your cup of tea, and let's express gratitude for the pettiest celebs (below)!!!!

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What's UR favorite moment, Perezcious readers?? Add yours in the comments!

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Ellen DeGeneres Was Stranded Outside The White House After Forgetting To Bring Her ID To Receive The Presidential Medal Of Freedom!

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Ellen DeGeneres may be the queen of cracking jokes, but it turns out White House security is no laughing matter.

On Tuesday, as the talk show host arrived at President Barack Obama's stomping grounds to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the TV personality realized she didn't have any identification with her.

Related: Ellen Is Named OUT Magazine's Entertainer Of The Year!

And while the funny lady's identity is undeniable — after all, her famous face is EVERYWHERE — security STILL turned her away, leaving the comedienne stranded on a bench outside.

Ellen took to Twitter to document the sad moment (above), captioning the silly shot:

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