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Fans In China Are Taking Out 'Breakup Insurance' On Hiddleswift — Find Out What This INSANITY Actually Means!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueLove LineTaylor SwiftFunnyTom Hiddleston

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If you thought the world couldn't get any crazier, it just did in a CRAZY way.

According to the Chinese website called Taobao, fans can now make a profit off of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's new relationship through something called "breakup insurance." Considering T.S. has been making bank of her romances for YEARS, we guess the site decided the public should get a piece of the pie too!

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For those wondering what "breakup insurance" actually is, it's just a cutesy way of saying that you can make money if Tay and her Tom decide to part ways. For every bit of cash you invest in the hypothetical breakup, Taobao will double your bet and put the dough directly in your bank account.

The catch is, Hiddleswift must split within the year for the bet to be profitable. Users also have a limit of how much they can invest — the highest someone has put to down to date is 400 Yaun which is equivalent to about $60 dollars. Bidding starts at about $0.15.

One gambler told a Chinese news agency:

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No One Wants To Speak At Donald Trump's Convention!

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Just like the weird kid in high school, no one wants to go to Donald Trump's party!

In the past couple of days, things aren't going so well for the businessman! As we reported, thousands of wealthy Republican campaign donors are withholding their money from the controversial candidate!

In addition to his lack of funding, it seems like no Republican politicians are willing to speak or even attend the Republican National Convention less than a month away!

Related: Mini Donald Trump Is Back!

On Monday, POLITICO reached out to several prominent GOP governors, senators, and representatives about whether they were attending the convention in Cleveland. And judging from their data, people are avoiding Trump like a bad fart!

Some of the people who are flat out not attending include South Carolina Rep. Trey Gowdy, South Carolina Rep. Mark Sanford, Florida Rep. Carlos Curbelo, New Hampshire Sen. Kelly Ayotte, and several others!

This news is surprising given the fact that the RNC is a place where up-and-coming politicians become breakout stars. However, folks simply don't want to be associated with the Donald.

But don't feel too bad for the former reality TV star! Supporters such as New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich will most likely get on stage.

Sucks to suck!

[Image via WENN.]

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Utah Is Enforcing Its Ban On Porn With 'URL', The First Porn-Sniffing Dog! Yes, Really!

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Utah sure is one interesting place.

The Beehive state has previously declared pornography a "public health hazard," and now the government is seeing to it that they do something about it by sniffing out all that porn in their state — with a porn-sniffing dog!

Related: California Proposes Law That Would Require Porn Actors To Wear Condoms!

URL (pronounced "Earl") is a beautiful black lab rescued from a shelter as a puppy that went through six months of training in Indiana specifically to sniff out porn — and now the good dog is in Utah working against smut!

The 16-month-old dog has been trained to use its highly sensitive nose to sniff out unique chemical components of tech items that have been known to carry pornography — thumb drives, cell phones, tablets, and the like.

According to a release from the Weber County Sheriff's Office, URL will be used for quite a bit of technological detection crimes around the county:

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EXCLUSIVE! Celebrities Act Out Famous Samuel L. Jackson One-Liners At The 2016 BET Awards!

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Samuel L. Jackson was rightfully honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award last night at the 2016 BET Awards — so we got all the celebs on the red carpet to give us their best SLJ impression!

And the results were exactly what you'd expect: lots of yelling, cussing, and passionate flare! LOL!

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We had the stars pick one of the 67-year-old's most famous movie quotes out of a hat, and act out the one liner on the spot. Watch the HIGHlarious imitations (above)!

LOVES it!

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Johnny Depp Surprised Fans By Taking The Stage At Comedy Club!

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Despite the domestic violence allegations, Johnny Depp is still up for a good laugh!

On Saturday, the scandalized star attended a show at The Comedy Store — and even took the stage!

According to E! News, the Pirates of the Caribbean star and comedian pal Doug Stanhope — who famously stood up for the actor amid Amber Heard's disturbing claims — were watching comics perform, when suddenly the 53-year-old became part of the show.

Related: Doug Responds To Amber's Defamation Suit!

During his set, comedian Mat Edgar mentioned that the famous father was a part of the audience, and that's when the A-lister hopped up onstage for some banter that even caught the performer off-guard!

Apparently, Johnny joked that the time for Mat's set was up before swapping banter with the funnyman that the audience greeted with applause. At one point, Mr. Stanhope also took the stage during Mat's bit, too.

Get a glimpse of the impromptu exchanges (below)!

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