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Lorde Gets HIGHlariously Real About Body Hair Beauty On Met Gala Monday! Quote Of The Day!

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Lorde just NAILED red carpet prep!

"faint sound on the upper east side this morning attributed to hundreds of pounds of body hair being waxed, shaved and trimmed #MetGala2016 (the sound, if one is interested, is like the sound of tiny birds' wings beating)"

- Lorde telling her four million Twitter followers about what Met Gala red carpet prep is really like.

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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Is Giving YOU A Present For HIS Birthday — The Chance To Wake Up With Him!

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It's no secret that Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is kind of a stud…

And it's no secret that it would take you or us about a thousand years to get on his level… but with his new app, maybe there's a chance for us after all!!

Related: The Rock Is So Amazing When He Gives Back!

The wrestler-turned-film star is celebrating his 44th birthday today by giving all of his fans a present — a new app called The Rock Clock!!

The Rock is a morning person, and with his crazy strong fitness level, he decided to pay it forward for his birthday by

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Ruby Rose Silences Haters By Proudly Admitting She Has No Ass!

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Ruby Rose is aware she's no Kim Kardashian West when it comes to ass!

On Sunday, Ruby took to Instagram to poke fun at her barely there derriere after a bunch of fans called her out. Luckily for Rose, she has an arsenal of killer comebacks to keep the haters away!

Related: Ruby Said THIS About Turning People Gay!

The drama all started when R.R. posted a hilarious pic of her gym shorts. If you look closely at the photo (below)! you'll notice the back of Ruby's pantaloons decided to awkwardly resemble a vagina.

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Kendall Jenner And Barack Obama Are Practically Besties After Meeting Last Night At The White House Correspondents' Dinner!

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So fun!

So maybe Kendall Jenner and President Barack Obama aren't truly BFFs now, but after meeting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night, they definitely have a connection!

Video: Watch Barack 'Perform' In This Incredible Mashup!

The model was ecstatic after meeting the President, kicking things off with a Snapchat pic displaying her feelings after she was able to shake his hand at this year's Nerd Prom (below):

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High School Students Accidentally Shown Horror Movie Human Centipede 2! Find Out The Fallout From The Freaky Film!

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This is quite the mistake to make!

Tennessee high school students viewed part of Human Centipede 2 on Wednesday — a "torture porn" film that is so graphic, it's been banned in several countries!

Related: Keep Up With More Crazy Viral News HERE!

Students at Jackson Central-Merry High School in Jackson, Tennessee apparently watched at least a portion of the film, though school administrators are remaining tight lipped about exactly what part the kids saw, who put it on screen, or why the movie was shown.

The Jackson Sun obtained a copy of a letter sent from the school's principal to parents on Friday, two days after the incident, disclosing exactly what had happened:

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Tom Brady MUST Have Bieber Fever — Just Look At His Haircut!

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There's no way Gisele Bundchen okayed this.

Following the news that Tom Brady's suspension from the NFL was reinstated, the athlete was spotted out sporting a very inneresting and new haircut while out to church with Gisele in New York City. Let's just say we hope Tom repented for this horrible 'do while he was there!

Related: Gisele Says Life Is 'Challenging' Right Now!

Not only is this new hair simply confusing, but it definitely brings back memories of Justin Bieber circa 2010. By the looks of this copycat hairstyle, you'd expect T.B. to break into a rendition of Baby at any moment!

While we don't think this style is good on anyone, it's especially not flattering on the football pro. All this look does is detract from Mr. Brady's bangin' physique and amazing fashion sense!

Tom, we understand you're going through a difficult time right now, but this look is not the way to go. Trust us — you don't want to following in Biebs' footsteps. Next thing you know you'll be comparing yourself to God or pissing in buckets.

Heed our warning, Brady. THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR YOU.

[Image via Getty Images/WENN.]

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