Are these two unconsciously coupling? It sounds like all that separating is a thing of the past!
Unless Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are playing nice for their children's sake…
Gwynnie and the Coldplay frontman were spotted being super lovey-dovey at Robert Downey Jr.'s birthday party on Saturday and it confused people!
Srsly, it sounds confusing already! This is a huge turn around after those reports of the Goop guru supposedly mudslinging her former hubby in the press with lies!
Now they're buddy-buddy again? Well, according to this onlooker at the party, the couple acted like they weren't getting separated at all! They said:
This "conscious uncoupling" is getting uglier and uglier, but could it have all been avoided??!
If Gwyneth Paltrow had her way, then absolutely!
Rumor has it that Gwyneth wanted to keep pretending that she and hubby Chris Martin were still living happily ever after.
Sometimes we all need a night off after some conscious uncoupling!
You would think Gwynnie would hold another "Goop Film Festival" to make herself feel better! Lolz!
Late Wednesday night, Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted in her car leaving a Hollywood hotspot all by her lonesome.
Why the long face, Gwyn?? Thinking of ways to retaliate back to your soon-to-be ex-hubby in the press?
We're totally kidding. This divorce is already a huge public spectacle…
Besides, we're sure that there is something in the GOOP charter manifesto about being a lady in situations such as these!
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If this is true, it's almost too cringe-worthy to handle!
Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly tried to re-live her successful big screen days by inviting family and friends to her home in the Hamptons last summer, and forced them to watch her old flicks!
Seriously, y'all—she's clinging to the past harder than a sloth to a tree!
A close friend dished that Gwynnie allegedly held a private "Goop Film Festival" event at her swanky New York digs, screening some of her career's biggest cash cows:
Ohhhh boy! Looks like these two are getting ready to step into the ring & it's gonna get ugly!
Especially because Chris Martin thinks that Gwyneth Paltrow is ALREADY playing dirty!
Reportedly, the Coldplay frontman is suspicious that the person leaking the infidelity rumors to the press is none other than Goopy Gwyn herself!
But…why would she do that?!
Well, sources say
Add this tragic passing to the pile of tough times the Paltrow brood is currently dealing with…
Only 6 days after announcing the "conscious uncoupling" breakup with her husband of 10 years, Chris Martin, news of Gwyneth Paltrow's grandmother's passing rocked the family on March 31st.
Dorothy Paltrow, Gwynnie's paternal grandma, passed away at her home in Palm Beach, Florida last Monday, alongside family and friends.
As you know Gwyneth, Chris, Apple, and Moses were in the Bahamas to escape from prying paparazzi eyes post-split.
So we're hoping the family made a stop in Florida to be with their grieving relatives - especially since it's only a hop, skip, and plane ride from where they were staying.
Dorothy is survived by her children Robert and Fran, and she has five grandchildren.
The Paltrow family is in our thoughts.
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