Get your minds out of the gutter!
LOLz! At least she has a sense of humor about it!
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It looks like Khloé Kardashian is serious this time!
While K.K. decided to stall the divorce when Lam suffered an overdose in Nevada last year, she ultimately made the call that the two just weren't meant to be. We don't doubt Odom's decision to drink again played a role in their demise.
Luckily for Koko, the duo already have a prenup and they had worked out a property settlement during the first filing. Now all the exes have to do is wait until a judge signs off on it.
Anyways, here's to new beginnings!
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If you said you've NEVER posted an inspirational quote on social media… we're pretty sure you'd be lying!
Still, when you're famous, people (us, included) tend to look a little more closely at every single thing that's posted.
"One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that the quotes I post on Instagram are deep insights into my problems. I don't only post quotes when I'm going through something. Quotes are allowed to move you and make you feel a certain way—it doesn't mean that you even have to have experienced what the quote is referencing."
Koko went on to say that she selects messages for her page that had the biggest impact on her.
All those squats and lunges were worth it, and Khloé Kardashian can't stop showing off!
Get it, girl!
The reality star probably caused a few car accidents as she walked into the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills Wednesday in a pair of very tight and semi-sheer leggings.
Our eyes were totally glued to her butt, and we barely noticed the Alpha Industries Yeezus Tour bomber jacket she was wearing.
Honestly, we didn't even realize it was Koko at first — all we saw was BOOTY!
Glorious, glorious booty!
Are you tantalized by this tush, Perezcious readers??? Are you tired of butts and wish another body part, like shoulders, would be the hot new thing?
Khloé Kardashian is clearly running out of things to talk about on her app.
In a recent konfessional, Khlo got candid about the first time she ever donned a thong while also waxing poetic about her beloved camel toe. The reality star even went as far to refer to her funny affliction as "Camille"!
While we're not sure why we needed to know this info, K.K. approached the awkward subject with her usual candor and good sense of humor. The reality star's ability to poke fun at herself is something we've always loved about her!
So, how exactly did Koko's first thong experience go down?
According to the mogul, she received her first naughty panty in a f*cking Easter egg! What kind of x-rated and maniacal Easter bunny are you, Kris Jenner?!
Ms. Kardashian recalled the uncomfortable incident, revealing:
Over the past decade, the Kardashians have taken over our televisions, our internet, and our mobile devices — but soon, the famous family might take over the silver screen!
According to The Sun, the reality stars will earn over $100 million to feature Kim Kardashian West, Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, and Kylie Jenner in full storylines taking place in New York and LA.
Ian Halperin, author of Kardashian Dynasty, explained:
We honestly keep forgetting the Kardashian sisters have their own makeup line.
But yes, it still exists and a new summer collection has just been released!
Named Summer Squad, the line includes two strobing domes (because contouring is out and it's all about strobing now), eyeshadow palettes, matte lip crayons, and lip glosses.
And everything is less than $10!
Talk about a bargain! That's way cheaper than Kylie's $29 lip kits! Ha!!!
We can't be certain that Kim Kardashian West, Khloé Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian actually use makeup products cheaper than ten bucks on their million-dollar faces, but if you personally don't have a problem with it, you can shop the collection HERE.
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The Kardashians are now making kandles!
And Kourtney is here to tell you all about them!
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