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Donald Trump Got His OWN Birthday Wrong On Absentee Ballot! In Fact, The Entire Trump Family Had An Epic Voting FAIL!

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Donald Trump and his family couldn't be in New York to vote for the mayoral election in November. After all, they all live and work in Washington, D.C. now.

Well, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner work. Even Melania Trump had a lot of Christmas decorating to do. Donald apparently mostly watches TV and tweets while hopped up on massive amounts of Diet Coke.

Related: Trump Harasses Senator Kirsten Gillibrand In Grossly Suggestive Tweet

So obviously the answer is absentee ballot, right?

Well, not if you're this crew. According to the NY Daily News, the First Family found the process too daunting.

The Board of Elections reports all four of them messed up their ballots! In four different ways!

Melania failed to

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Melania Trump Would Rather Spend The Holidays On A 'Deserted Island' Than In The White House

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It never ceases to amaze us that Donald Trump repeats the populist line throughout his campaign about "Hollywood elites" while literally shitting in a golden toilet.

Well, the latest reminder of how out of touch the bazillionaire and his family are with the blue collar American workers they pretend to represent comes from Melania Trump.

Related: Newly Unearthed Donald Trump Quote Was Deemed Too Filthy To Print!

During an event in which she was answering children's questions about the First Family's holiday plans, one child asked what her ideal plan would be if she could do spend Christmas any way she wanted. She replied:

"I would spend my holidays on a deserted island, a tropical island, with my family."

Nothing says Norman Rockwell Americana like a tropical deserted island. LOLz!

This certainly explains why her "traditional" Christmas decorations were a near-miss — she was just guessing!

See all her answers (below):

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This Newly Unearthed Donald Trump Quote Was Deemed Too Filthy To Print!

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While Donald Trump is attempting to flout reality and deny his damning Access Hollywood tape quotes are real, even more awful things he's said are coming to light.

Remember, this guy has been a misogynist asshole a LOT longer than he's had political ambitions.

The most recent quote to surface comes from a profile in the now-defunct Maximum Golf magazine back in 2000.

Related: Trump Can't Hide His Glee Following Matt Lauer's Sexual Misconduct Scandal

Journalist Michael Corcoran opened up to The Daily Beast about spending a couple days with the future president and taking copious notes for the story — including a quote the mag's top editor forbade him from using in the story!

Corcoran says a "young socialite" was walking past their table at Mar-A-Lago when Trump offhandedly said:

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Donald Trump Basically Endorses Roy Moore In Senate Race Despite Sexual Assault Allegations: 'He Totally Denies It'

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Donald Trump really doesn't want another Democrat in the Senate!

Donald Trump finally has some words about Roy Moore amid all the allegations coming out against him — but they're as disappointing as you might have thought.

Related: Roy First Took Notice Of His Wife When She Was 15

POTUS has basically decided to support the alleged predator in his race for the Alabama Senate seat. To put it plainly, Trump told reporters on Tuesday:

"We don't need a liberal person in there — a Democrat."

Accused of sexual assault himself on multiple occasions, the 71-year-old continued to defend Roy when it comes to the accusations of child molestation, saying:

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Courtney Stodden Is TOTALLY Melania Trump's Body Double!

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Explain THIS, Donald Trump!

As we reported, there was a crazy conspiracy theory floating around the Internet that claimed Melania Trump uses a body double for her official appearances.

Related: Taran Killam Calls Out 'Hypocrisy' Of SNL's Trump Coverage

Now we know the real identity of FLOTUS' doppelgänger… Courtney Stodden! LOLz!

On Wednesday, the "child bride" revealed she is dressing up as Miz Trump for Halloween, and the resemblance is uncanny!

The 23-year-old posted:

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Donald Trump Thinks He Owns An Original Renoir Despite The Art Institute Of Chicago Having The Real Painting For Almost 100 Years

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Two parties claim to be in possession of a real Renoir painting — Donald Trump and the Art Institute of Chicago.

On Thursday, the museum insisted that the real Two Sisters on the Terrace by Pierre-Auguste Renoir is hanging on its walls, and not that of Trump Towers.

Spokeswoman Amanda Hicks told the Chicago Tribune that the institute was "satisfied that our version is real." According to their website, the 1881 painting was gifted to the institute in 1933 by Annie Swan Coburn, who bought it from Paul Durand Ruel for $100,000.

Yet despite all that, Trump still thinks he possesses the OG!

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Tim O'Brien, the President's biographer, tried to tell Trump he didn't have the real deal when he spotted the painting inside the reality star's private jet in 2005.

Speaking on Vanity Fair's Inside the Hive podcast last week, O'Brien remembered asking Trump about the work, which the now-POTUS professed was an original Renoir.

O'Brien challenged him, saying "No, it's not Donald." After Trump insisted that it was an original, O'Brien rebuffed:

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