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Ouch! Watch This NHL Player Stop A Slapshot With His Peen — And See The CRAZY Aftermath Of His Nearly Super Severe Injury!

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This is gonna hurt for a while.

Poor Edmonton Oilers center Matt Hendricks — the NHL star was just trying to help his team win a game against the Dallas Stars on Thursday night when his package was pummeled by a hockey puck in the most unfortunate way!

Related: Keep Up On All The Wacky Sports News HERE!

Hendricks was on the ice in the game's second period with his team down two goals, when an opponent's slapshot gone wrong put Hendricks down, too — he caught a flying puck RIGHT to the groin!

Ouch!!!

Ch-ch-check it out (below):

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EXCLUSIVE! Man Fractures Penis During Sex & Doctors Tell Him He'll 'Lose Some Length' In Cringeworthy Sex Sent Me To The ER Clip!

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Talk about getting the short end of the stick!

Back in the 1950s, parents told urban legends to scare teens out of wanting to have sex. Now, TLC is doing the work for them with cautionary series like Sex Sent Me To The ER!

The latest clip from the show features every man's worst nightmare — a sex injury that results in his penis getting shorter!

Related: El Chapo Had 'Male Enhancement' Surgery While On The Run!

After a guy starts bleeding during sex, he and his girlfriend go to the hospital to find out he has fractured his member.

But it gets even worse! The doctor tells the couple they need to RE-BREAK the organ for it to properly heal — and they need to remove some tissue, meaning he will "lose some length!"

Yikes! Take a look at the riveting reenactment (above) and watch the episode premiere tonight at 10 p.m. EST on TLC!

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Reporter Stabbed While Testing 'Knife-Proof' Vest — Watch As The Accident Unfolds

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Not exactly according to plan.

Eitam Lachover is an Israeli reporter for Channel 1 news and was doing a segment to help promote a body armor company when things went horrible wrong.

Lachover met with Yaniv Montakyo, the vice president of FMS Enterprises – the company that manufactures the body armor — to test out a "knife-proof" vest.

As Eitam put the vest on, Montakyo pulled out a large knife and proceeded to turn the journalist around and stab him several times.

Related: Man Shot Dead Trying To Attack Paris Police With Fake Suicide Vest

Unfortunately for the reporter, the third stab missed the armor part of the armor and injured him. Thankfully the victim took to Twitter to say that he was fine and only suffered:

"Superficial stab wounds, had some stitches and was released back home."

Mr Montakyo was later asked about the incident and said he accidentally stabbed the journalist in a part of the vest that less protective material, before trying to save face by saying an earlier attempt was successful. Suuuuure, LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the video (below) to see the moment the VP slipped!

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