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Jennifer Lopez Declares Herself A Fighter After Revealing Nasty Black Eye On Social Media!

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Jennifer Lopez had a rough day!

Jennifer Lopez is really committed to her work!

The actress revealed a painful looking black eye with a new selfie (above) after a hard day on the Shades of Blue set.

Ouch!

Related: Marc Anthony Reportedly Trying To Win Over J.Lo!

While her shiner looked pretty bad, J.Lo wanted to make it very clear she wasn't involved in any fights! In fact, the ageless beauty captioned the Instagram snap, writing:

"work can be rough…lol#shiner #blackeye #sufferforyourart#youshouldseetheotherguy #justkidding#nobodyhitme #imalovernotafighter#immafightertoo#youcantputmeinaboxbaby#okimdonewiththehashtags"

Those hashtags. LOLz.

We'll definitely take her word for it, though who would even want to mess with this fierce songstress?

No one.

[Image via Instagram.]

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Justin Bieber Punched A Fan Right In The Face & Made Him BLEED!

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It's definitely too late now to say sorry.

On Tuesday, Justin Bieber was driving through Barcelona, on the way to his next show on the Purpose World Tour. But, as he was cruising through the streets of Spain, he passed a horde of Beliebers.

At the time, his car was going slow enough that one fan — while running alongside the vehicle — was able to reach his arm all the way inside the open window.

Related: Justin Had No Idea Where He Parked His Expensive Car!

As the Belieber was trying to get a handful of his idol, the singer attempted to get the follower to back off by punching him square in the face!

Now, we understand Justin totally has every right to not be touched without consent. However, this sort of violence is not okay.

After the hitmaker had taken off, video showed the superstar's victim had been clocked so hard that his mouth was bleeding! Ouch.

Click here to watch the whole thing go down.

Is this really how you treat the people who made you the A-lister that you are, Justin?!

[Image via Apega/WENN.]

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Man Hospitalized After Shoving A USB Wire Up His Penis To Pleasure Himself — Oh Yeah, It Got Stuck!

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Be prepared to cringe!

An unnamed man from northwestern China's Shaanxi Province is in the hospital after shoving a USB cable in his penis to try and pleasure himself.

Video: This Local News Anchor Accidentally Draw A Penis On Live Television

Doctors have said that after drinking quite heavily one day and reading about various ways to pleasure himself on the Internet, the anonymous man:

"found a video online that taught him how to sexually stimulate himself with a charging cable, so he inserted one into his urethra."

WTF?!

After cramming the 20 centimeter USB phone cable up his peen, the John Doe rushed himself to the hospital where doctors operated on him and removed the wire, which you can take a look at (below)!

*WARNING — GRAPHIC IMAGES*

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Dancing With The Stars Brought Tears, An Injury, & THREE Perfect Scores — Watch All The Highlights HERE!

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Talk about jam packed show!

Every week, it seems Dancing With The Stars gets better and better and Monday night's performances certainly kicked things up a notch with 3 PERFECT SCORES!

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Of course there was a bit of other drama before our favorite celebs got their dance on as Val Chmerkovskiy broke down a bit talking about not wanting to let his partner, Laurie Hernandez, down! Val admitted:

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Girl Injured At Wizarding World Of Harry Potter When E-Cigarette Becomes A Real-Life Wand & Shoots A Fireball At Her!

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Talk about a spell gone wrong!

Over the weekend, 14-year-old Caroline Saylor was injured while on a ride at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter when an e-cigarette exploded in a nearby passenger's pocket!

Related: This Cute Viral Cat Photo Is Getting People Banned From Facebook!

The teen was visiting the popular theme park at Universal Orlando on Saturday with her family when an e-cig exploded in a nearby college student's pocket and shot a fireball into the air.

After the incident, the girl was taken to the Arnold Palmer Hospital for treatment for reported mild to moderate burns on the right side of her face, arm, and leg.

Caroline recalled the scary incident, saying:

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Man Gets Bitten On Penis By A Spider — For The SECOND Time This Year!

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DOUBLE OUCH!

Poor Jordan has been bitten on his penis by a spider not once, but twice THIS YEAR!

The poor guy, who isn't giving out his last name (presumably to not ruin his dating life), first had his weenie chomped by an eight-legged insect back in April, and now it happened again!

Related: Scientists Discover Male Spiders Perform Oral Sex Up To 100 Times On Female Mates!

And the 21-year-old told BBC that on Tuesday, he was bitten in "pretty much the same spot" by another spider!

Oof!

The Australia man recounted that he was just sitting on a portable toilet when it happened, saying:

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Thomas Gibson Says He Didn't Kick That Criminal Minds Writer In The First Place — Claims The Staffer Bumped Into HIM!

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Thomas Gibson insists he's innocent regarding the alleged kick that got him the boot from Criminal Minds.

The CBS drama fittingly kicked the actor off the series, after he supposedly swung his foot into writer/producer Virgil Williams' shin.

Related: Thomas Considers Return To Comedy!

Ouch!

However, the 54-year-old is finally sharing his side of the story — and he swears he never actively kicked the staffer!

The South Carolina native told People the entire argument was sparked by one line in the script, saying:

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