We guess the sh*t really did hit the fan…
Real Housewives of Dallas went down the drain on Sunday night as Andy Cohen hosted the first — but hopefully not last — reunion.
LeeAnne Locken and Marie Reyes were as crazy as ever, but the real drama came from surprise announcements from resident protagonist Brandi Redmond.
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The former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader spent the season being a breath of fresh air who wasn't scared of talking about poop and rolling her eyes at the charity society… but that seems to have gotten her in trouble!
For one thing, Brandi admitted that her toilet humor actually got her two daughters kicked out of their Christian school!!!
But that's not all — apparently, cornering her fit husband Bryan Redmond to talk about their relationship on camera made him want a divorce!
It seems like they were able to work things out since filming wrapped… but at least Stephanie Hollman will always be there to be the best BFF ever!
Ch-ch-check out the low-life highlight from RHOD's inaugural reunion (below)!!!