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Kate Beckinsale's Penis Obsession Got Her Daughter In Trouble At School — Hear Her Tell The Whole Story To Seth Meyers!

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This was quite literally a dick move…

Kate Beckinsale may be the embodiment of classic Hollywood glamour-meets-British high society, but that doesn't mean she's incapable of being lowbrow.

In fact, the Underworld: Blood Wars star stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers on Wednesday where she shared a very PG-13 story involving her 17-year-old daughter… and some peen!

Related: Kate's Husband Files For Divorce 1 Year After Split!

Apparently, Kate is slightly obsessed with penises — so much so that she regularly rearranges fruit bowls to resemble male genitalia!

Unfortunately for Lily Beckinsale, however, that penchant for peckers failed to impress her professors when her momma accidentally doodled one on her homework!!

Telling a penis story is a ballsy move, Kate… but it sure paid off!

Ch-ch-check out Kate Beckinsale's phallic fascination in her own words (below)!!!

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13-Year-Old Boy Loses Leg After Teacher's 'Body-Slamming' — And The School Refused To Call An Ambulance!

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This is absolutely awful.

Last month, 13-year-old Montravious Thomas was in a classroom at Edgewood Student Services Center in Columbus, Georgia when one of the program's "behavioral specialists" allegedly threw him to the ground.

According to family lawyer Renee Tucker, the teen was leaving the classroom to call his mom from the office so he could get picked up.

Related: Four Students Injured During School Shooting

That's when Renee says the specialist, Bryant Mosley, slammed the student to the ground. She claims this happened multiple times, when Montravious kept trying to leave the room.

She told WTVM:

"And from what we understand Montravious was the only student in the classroom the afternoon of this particular occurrence."

Mosley must have thrown Thomas pretty hard. The damage was so severe

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Sylvester Stallone Reveals His 19-Year-Old Half Brother Was Brutally Attacked — Get The Scary Details

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Poor Dante Stallone.

On Monday, Sylvester Stallone revealed to TMZ that his 19-year-old half brother was horrifically attacked over the weekend.

The outlet learned that the Florida State University student was jumped by two men near his school's Tallahassee campus.

Related: Sylvester's Brother Frank Goes On Twitter Tirade After His Oscar Loss!

The site is reporting the teen's injuries are brutal. He's supposedly suffering from a shattered jaw, a split palate, and busted and missing teeth.

Poor kid.

The late Frank Stallone Sr.'s son will need to spend weeks recovering in the hospital, and even undergo reconstructive surgery.

The Creed actor opened up about the sad, scary situation, saying:

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24-Year-Old Teaching Assistant Found Guilty After Using His Zayn Malik Resemblance To Have Sex With A 15-Year-Old Student

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What a disgusting abuse of power.

A 24-year-old teaching assistant will be spending the next five years behind bars after he was found guilty of having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student on Wednesday.

But as if the statutory rape itself weren't bad enough, Hamid Bhatti, then 22, claims he was actually targeted for sex by the teen and her friends due to his similar appearance to Zayn Malik!

Video: Zayn Malik Lookalike Breaks The Internet With A Single Blowjob

While we don't personally see the resemblance between the former One Direction star and the criminal (you can see for yourself HERE), the twenty-somethings are both of Pakistani descent with conventionally good looks.

Hamid allegedly used the student's crush to entice sex as many as 14 times!

According to reports, the teen, now 17, and her abuser were caught

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